WANTED - My new gorgeous PUPPY DOG FIFI needs some new bits for his hair. He needs some pink ribbons and some of those nice diamond collars. If you know where I can get hold of some then please give us a ring - Cheers Billy Telephone 01484 326745.

FOR SALE - 2 tickets to see CHARLOTTE CHURCH live at St David's Hall in her home city of Cardiff on 21st April 2006. Offers around the region of £250 for the pair - and what a pair !!!. Just 4 rows from the stage, Row D. Buyer also receives a book on how to stop bidding on stuff on ebay after having a few beers. Ring Duesy 01484 842625

FOR SALE - Top of the range CROWN 3-in-1 Hair Crimpers. Interchangeable plates for creative impaginative hairstyles. Just £15. This version can plug into a standard Lambretta. See Tommy at one of the rallies or ring for more details on 01484 427215

FOR SALE - Bamboo style TARGET blind for door. Made from 12,457 short pieces of bamboo, which once strung together are all painted to create an overall MOD design. The lengths are strung from a wooden bar which has 2 small metal eyelets screwed into the top for fixing easily to a door (see Brid 2005 photos). Curtain comes packaged in its own box - but can be a little bit tricky to get back in the box once taken out (also see Brid 2005 photos). Ring Lee on 01484 886067

WANTED - Latest GPS Satellite Navigation System. Must be able to get 13 scooters from Huddersfield to Lowton in under 2 hours. Ring Bob on 01484 227100